she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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