he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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