Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
