Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
