: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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