IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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