Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I need to sanitize my soul.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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