Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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