I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
