No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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