garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Randomize
