I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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