thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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