Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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