All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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