is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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