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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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