I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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