Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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