Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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At least least me cry on your voice mail
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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