Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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