the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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