talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
high people should be assigned attendants
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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