After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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