quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Farmville is her only friend.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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