I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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