i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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