So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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