fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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