I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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