I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Everything about him screamed your future.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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