To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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