I seem to have left my pride at pride
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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