So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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