South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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