I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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