I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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