yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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