Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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