We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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