In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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