have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
tell me about the fingering
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