So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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