YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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