Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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