Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
