Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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