ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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