Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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