did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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