why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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