he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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