i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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