Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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