Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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